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Hey there! My name is Hariharan Acharya, and I am an ardent…

Cinephile!!

Shh!! *pushes it back into oblivion* Yeah, so I am a cinephile who writes his thoughts on the movies he watches by the day, week, month or…

Centuries!!

SHUT IT WILL YOU? *stamps it on the mouth and pushes it under the table* So I am a cinephile who…

You already wrote that, didn’t you?!

GOD DAMN IT! *a quick fistfight*

I am the Movienomist or “Cinephile” *duh* I am the part of his brain which churns out his posts on cinema. I don’t give a flying fuck about spoilers, so beware. If you have the perseverance of going through seven-foot long parchments of synonyms stitched together to make them look more intellectual and shit, then you are standing right on the pedestal of the chapel of Cinema, where Godard lies as a piece of shit, announced of his arrival in the most fashionable manner possible by Truffaut. So either after reading this, you’ll attend the meeting of The Five Families, or find yourself applying for The Turtle Club’s membership. It’s completely up to you, you…

*A humane hand comes up, pulls it down by the neck, a snap is audible*

*Sigh of relief* All right then. I hope we’ll have a great time. Please voice your opinions on my posts so that I could ascertain the fact that I live on Planet Earth. Welcome to the world of Movienomics, Fellow Cinephile.

*To himself* I hope he didn’t make much damage… *scrolls up* Yup, he destroyed everything.

 

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